Oh my Lord , god father is angry!!
February 9, 2011 34 Comments
A call from GHQ to Prime minister(PM) house.
Who dared to arrest those Americans who are aiding us to detect terrorism in our dangerous cities.
PM:My lord what are talking it is impossible no one is allowed in our state who even think of creating hurdle for our friends in need you might be mistaken.
COAS: I should expect same kind of response of ignorance from you as this is the most attractive quality that had made you qualified to become PM of Pakistan via our consent and approved by US ambassador.
COAS:(holding his breadth and anger) if you have spare time after your political juggling and delivering nuisance comments on importance of democracy please contact big wigs and mustache of Punjab govt that who allowed them to interfere in high-profile actions of US man in Lahore.
PM:I would surely sir, my lord , give me some time and I will take up this matter as per your expectation. please don’t take unnecessary pressure I am here for your service.
PM calling to Chief minister(CM) of Punjab while thinking Alas if Suleman Taseer was there no such incidents couldn’t have happened in our state coming under Punjab govt.
Operator: Sir CM is on other side.
PM : Oh my God what happened in your jurisdictions who are culprits injured our team members working on secret projects of National interests.
CM: Oh so tragedy you can’t imagine how poor American and his dedicated team was trapped by culprit and criminal Pakistanis.Thanks a lot no one from US side was injured and all have come to safe custody of state protections.Think my lord if mob had become violent like Sialkot people then lynch could have been started but again thanks to Allah and people of my city that they didn’t cross the limit of decency and handled it with care.
PM: who killed these bloody thieves??
CM:it was all done on self-defense the poor US man had left no choice by these Paki attackers who were trying to rob the excellency.Really whole nation is ashamed of this local act of poor Pakistanis.
PM: But what media is trying to pose or exposed is not matching with your words!
give me details.
CM:Actually sir jee I’m relying on feed backs of our big mustache I mean our all time cursed law minister my Sounu………..
PM: You have hired Sonu nigham on this post after sad demise of our dear salman.
CM:No sir it is pet name of our genuine pet I mean sunnah allah.
PM:ohhh Ok I was busy in thinking something serious on other matters.
CM:Sir jee it looks that Angelin jolie has just hit your good recall !!!
PM: oh shut up I am now realizing that why Qureshi was calling me from US again and again as surely he would have disturbed too by this horrible incident.If he would have been in state of shock then what happened to secretary of states I mean our Hillary and if she would have been hurt then it surely disturbing Angeline jolie that how we are treating her fellow-man in our state. so painful for me , you can’t imagine.
CM: sir calm down we are here to protect the sovereignty of Americans.Dont be panic it is matter of few days as if we try to do some hurry the uncivilized people of Lahore may create problems as media is trying to create self-pity for cashing public sentiments.Sir jee they have to do their marketing too and this time they got cash reward due to expertise and skills of our American friend .
PM:What should I tell to big boss of GHQ. He is very worried, it is not matter of Sasata tandoor project but matter of billion dollars.
Have you seen billion dollar in your life.
CM:Yes yes sure I have seen once before regime of Musharraf but now it only comes in dreams as now I can’t think of touching it as media and spy men are critically watching my momentarily movements.No problem good days would come( taking long and cold sigh……………..
PM:Anyhow as this tragic incident was happened in your jurisdiction so all eyes from GHQ and President house and from my windows are looking at you for good ending of this unexpected trouble.
ahhhhh uuf you know how much I am in trouble these days , my last attempts to save my ship.It is not easy for me to whom I should be thrown out of my titanic ministry and negligence of you people has put me more on pressure like that.
CM: We are trying our best to resolve the issue and our Dollar man in very good conditions only for few moments we make him trouble while moving it to court as filling the formality , other wise he is in good health.
CM:By the way when US plane would come to take him as no green signal is coming to us from ISI offices.
PM: I don’t know but all things should be sort out before April when President Sian have to land on US soil. I will advise him to take this dollar man with his convoy which would surely certified our friendly and committed faithful gestures to our god father.
CM:sure , why not good idea I agree with you. I am passing all necessary instructions in this regard to Sana ullah who is now very relaxed after Khosa’s entry in governor house.They both are living like twin brothers and they would surely give us safe exit from this crisis.That is why it is an old saying that :Unity is our political strength.
PM :Yes, yes that is what I want as I can’t afford too much brows of General Kiayni and US officials any more.We are bound to abide them as you know it is not our govt but last govt of Musharraf who made this deal and we are just showing our hospitality to our foreign guests as per our political traditions.
Go and get the report and send to all including US Ambassador, no no sorry don’t do it is my job to tell him about this. you would only mail me okkay
CM:Yes boss in few hour our future plans of securing this dollar man from wrath of uncivilized Pakistanis will be on your table .Enjoy your juice of pomegranate and remember good time spent with Joile.